Mars here, the man with the BIG pen and the even BIGGER mouth, to DRAW THE LINE for you once again.
So, today, comin’ off the heels of the turkey day feast, I’m a LITTLE on the slow side – not gonna lie!
Figured you prolly are too… so, I thought I’d do somethin’ to get the BLOOD pumpin’…
Short, sweet and to the point…
A little DISS drawin’ in honor of Mr. Mathers… a.k.a. Eminem… B-Rabbit… Slim Shady… Slim Baby…
Whatever he’s goin’ by these days…
I don’t know if you caught the snippet of him being interviewed by BET recently…
Uh… he goes into how he’s feeling about President Trump pretty much ignorin’ him after his BET awards DISS cipher…
Pinacle of originality.
Anyway… Eminem says he was and STILL IS angry…
He says he can’t stand that “Mother-F-er”…
And he feels like Trump’s NOT paying attention to him…
Hmmmm…
During the interview he admitted that he was “kinda waitin’ for Trump to say something in response… but for some reason, he didn’t say anything.
Idonknow…
Maybe it’s because he’s the President and Eminem’s a 12 year old crybaby stuck in the body of a 45 year old, nearly washed up rapper?
Just throwin’ that out as a POSSIBLE reason.
Let me translate what I THINK lil’ Marshal may actually be TRYING to say…
I think what he’s sayin’ is, “I tried a big publicity stunt to get attention, and then I got ignored, so now I’m gonna pout.”
And, ya know, the clearest indication that, counter to popular belief, Trump has actually DOES have control of his Twitter fingers, is the way he’s handled Eminem.
I mean, Trump’s made some moves that I questioned, for sure…
Especially some of his tweets…
No what I mean?
Here’s what I mean…
I feel like the ULTIMATE test of his resolve is how he would react to Eminem’s BET diss rap.
‘Cause if he’s just the OVERLY sensitive ego-maniac that the media makes him out to be, Eminem’s diss cipher, was pretty solid bait.
I mean, it was kinda on the weak side, looking at it STRICTLY from a flow standpoint, but it had it had some little tiny baby teeth, that if Trump’s what some people make him out to be, shoulda triggered him to respond…
And, ya know… I used to have MAD respect for Eminem’s skills, but… I think we ALL know… Eminem included… that’s he’s lost a step…
Maybe two…
Maybe three…
To me, and… to a lotta other people, I think… Em NEEDED a BACK and FORTH battle with the President to give his steadily deflating career a NECESSARY boost… and the President just AIN’T giving it to him.
And, what did he think…
Did he honestly believe that the President of the United States of America was gonna throw on a hoodie, clamp on a platinum grill and some gold chains, then grab the mic and fire off a RETURN diss track, or something?
Come on, Em!
Come on!!!
For all his effort… the lyrical venom… the underhanded cheap shots, Eminem got ZERO response from Big Daddy Trump.
And the BET Cipher wasn’t the first time he’s attacked the President…
In a song by Big Sean, called “No Favors”, released back in February, Eminem calls Trump a “b*tch” and vows to “make his whole brand go under.”
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
(HAPPILY SIGHING)…
Really Eminem?
Really?
You’ve got the Chinese government…
The FBI…
The ENTIRE Democratic party…
Plus halfa Trump’s OWN damn party…
AND the MAINSTREAM media…
ALL… trying to bring this man down and you’re gonna make his “brand go under?”
Who do you think you’re dealing with here…
Ja Rule?
Benzino?
Some third rate up and coming mumble rapper?
You hear that?
That’s the sound of millions and millions of people no longer having even a single thought about you… President Trump, included.
Now… take a wiff…
(SNIFFING)
Ya smell that?
THAT… is what “irrelevance” smells like.
Kinda like… burnt steak… welding fumes… and the tears of a very sad clown…
[WHISTLING “TEARS OF A CLOWN”)
Here’s some advice Em… from one Michigander to another…
You’ve tried and tried…
I know… I see it.
You did your cameo on Big Sean’s track…
You promised to ruin Trump’s brand…
You spit your WEAK AF diss cipher on the BET awards…
You made wild punching gestures to express your hatred…
You rattled on and on about Trump being a Klansman…
And you used every single liberal dog whistle on the list to try to rouse black folks…
You screamed the F-word, you wore the hoodie and the gold chain…
Then… you drew the line in the sand, tellin’ us that we could either support the President of our country… or follow you…
But we can’t do both, so now we gotta decide…
Mmmmmm…
It’s a pretty easy decision Slim…
And now… after all that ridiculous ass frontin’, you’re whining like a spoiled ass lil’ brat, kicking and screamin’ that Trump won’t pay any attention to you.
I think somebody needs a NAP, lil’ guy.
And when you wake up, we’ll have cookies, and chocolate milk and we’ll color…
And we’ll all help ya figure out that you have no idea that your REAL problem is FAR worse than ya may realize.
It’s not that Trump doesn’t want to pay attention to you, Bro….
It’s that no one wants to pay attention to you.
No one who’s opinion really matters, at least.
And now… you’ve let the cat out of the bag…
No what I mean?
Here’s what I mean…
[LOOKING INTO CAMERA]
Now… everyone knows that your whole shtick is about getting attention to try and relaunch your sagging career….
And guess what…
You’ve failed miserably!
The ONE person who’s BETTER than you EVER WERE at getting attention and turning it into buzz – IS DONALD J. TRUMP.
President Trump has very clearly already won, all without saying a word. Why else do you think Eminem’s launched into a nuclear whine fest?
A lot of people online have been suggesting that he’s a “washed up” 45-year-old rapper who should “retire back into the trailer park.”
I’m not sayin’ that…
But, he may want to re-think his strategy, and just try and do somethin’ FRESH, rather than relying on jumping on the Trump dissin’ bandwagon.
That’s about ALL for me…
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See ya in the comments… and YES, I try to respond.
Mars OUT!
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