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EP #6: “The Conyers Cliff (Congressional Sex Slave Fund)”

December 15, 2017 by drawthelinemars Leave a Comment

 

Heyo!

Mars here…

Question of the day…

Why is it that, ESPECIALLY LATELY, our political representatives in Washington D.C. don’t seem to care what the people they represent need?

Do you think it’s ‘cause they’re too stupid or maybe they just don’t care?..

Or could there be… somethin… deeper?

I feel like, when future archaeologists dig up stuff from this time in US history, they’ll look at this period – right here – as the moment it all changed, on this issue of sexual harassment.

Every stone that gets turned over, reveals… some… new kinda previously undiscovered, CREEPY bug.

Have you caught the news about the $27,000 sexual harassment settlement… uh… that came out last week with John

Conyers, the Democratic house rep, from Michigan?

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It started as just another hypocritical liberal busted for sexual harassment…

Then, a few days ago it came out that the $27,000 settlement was part of $17 Million in settlements that were paid out to, get this…

264 staffers…

So, basically, we… you and me – the American taxpayers – are supplying hush money to fund Congressional Sexual Harassment.

Let me repeat that, our hard earned money is now being put toward some politician coppin’ a feel or gettin’ his… pee pee tickled.

Basically, we’re payin’ for them to not only get their jollies, but to sexually abuse other human beings and get away with it.

Not f-ing cool!

…

And 17 million DOLLARS!

What the HELL are these guys doin’ that it cost 17 million dollars?

At 264 claimants, that’s about over $6,000 per claimant…

So… to put that into perspective, the victims of the Fukushima nuclear plant disaster in Japan, got… I think… fifteen hundred dollars a piece.

So, if my calculations are correct here, that means the average woman seeing a member of congress’ pecker is at least 4 times more poisoned than someone is from nuclear fallout.

Jus’ sayin’.

I mean, you look at this growing list of people and you see… ya know…

Harvey Weinstein?

Gone.

Kevin Spacey?

Gone.

Charlie Rose?

Gone.

Al Franken?

He stays.

He stays so he can give REALLY LAME apologies, that aren’t REALLY apologies at all.

Here are his exact words…

Let me stop here, and jump over to my other screen, so I can share his words with you…

“I’ve met tens of thousands of people and taken thousands of photographs, often in crowded and chaotic situations.

I’m a warm person; I hug people.”

“Some women have found my greetings or embraces for a hug or photo inappropriate, and I respect their feelings about that.”

“I feel terribly that I’ve made some women feel badly.”

That, right there, is the VERY DEFINITION of a “non-apology”…

“A statement that takes the form of an apology… but with ZERO regret or REAL remorse attached to it.”

At least Tammy Baldwin, the Democratic senator from Wisconsin had the courage to step up.

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She gave a blistering statement, during uh… an interview MSNBC.

She flat out DENOUNCED Franken for his admitted sexual harassment.

She called his behavior “unacceptable” and said… uh… she’s gonna donate campaign contributions received from him to an organization for women veterans…

So, GOOD FOR HER!

And… yeah, unlike the rest of the democrats and those 31 ladies from Saturday Night LIVE who are trying to protect Franken from being forced to step down, Tammy Baldwin at least stands for what she believes in.

She’s… kinda like… the Rose McGowan of the Democrat Party, except for… instead of… ya know… other Democrats joining her, with their “me too stories, they’re continuing to let Franken molest women.

And that, RIGHT THERE, my friend, is the problem!

And, ya know… Tammy Baldwin is not some… Focus on the Family, Conservative, who’s saying what’s true about Franken, just to toe the party line…

No…

She’s a gay WOMAN…

The first openly gay person elected to the senate, and it’s obvious to HER what Franken’s non-apology – and his unwillingness to step down – is really saying…

When he says he only really “sorry that he made some women feel badly”, what that means is… he’s putting that feeling on them.

THEY’RE the ones who feel badly… and that feeling, Franken implies between the lines, is unwarranted… ‘cause he’s just a “hugger”.

So, in plain English, he’s sorry that they’ve misjudged his ever so innocent “hugs” as inappropriate.

But, wait a minute here…

Accordin’ to the Huffington Post, the two new women — which now brings the total to four — say Franken grabbed their butts, and intentionally groped them while posing for photos…

And one said, right after he intentionally cupped her butt with his hand, he pressured her to “visit the bathroom” with him…

Hmmmmm….

I gonna assume, he was affording her the opportunity to WASH the YUCK off, as opposed to the obvious implication that he was trying to get from stealing second base, all the way around to HOME PLATE!

AND…

HE’S…

OUT!

In his NON-apology, he cites taking “thousands of photographs” in “crowded and chaotic situations” as the real reason that sometimes inappropriate touching happens…

Then he says: “I hug people.”

What?

On their ASSESS, Bro?

You ever “hug” my daughter like that senator… and you will RAPIDLY find yourself huggin’ the damn floor…

Ohp… Franken’s got me drawing aggressively here.

And, ya know, what’s sad about this, is I’ve actually caught a lotta flack from some of my liberal-leaning friends for being “too hard” on poor little Franken.

Well, I call B.S.

Wrong is wrong, right?

Which… brings us back to the, not so honorable congressman, from my home state of Michigan – longest-serving member of the House of Representatives… uh… John Conyers…

This guy’s gone around the sun 88 times and is STILL goin’ strong when it comes to making young women feel like sex objects and having US foot the bill for his CREEPY CRAWLIN’.

I’ve got TWO daughters, old enough to be interns and staffers and this makes me FLAT OUT nauseous and more pissed than a midget with a Yo-Yo…

Sorry…
A “little person” with a yo yo.

For all my midget fans out there.

And, by the way, right here is where I get to what I think is REALLY behind my opening question today about why our representatives seem to be pursuing a different agenda than ours …

In a press release the other day, Conyers’ attorney hinted that, if he gets pushed too hard to step down, he may take, quote… “many others” with him.

Question is, is he just trying to justify his actions by sayin’, “everyone does it?”

Or is this what American Thinker, Peter Hasson describes as; “a remarkable, vague threat” coming from Conyers’ attorney?

Hasson says, and I’m personally inclined to agree with him, that this is a tactic designed to defend Conyers by indicating that there are allegations against “many members” in the House and Senate.

Conyers’ attorney… uh………. Arnold E. Reed, released a statement defending the Michigan Democrat and pushing back against the “disturbing allegations.”

Super bizarre statement… written in all-CAPS and referring to BOTH Reed and Conyers in the third person?

WTF dog?

Uh oh Spaghettios!

Anyone else… uh… have a sudden hankerin’ for some POPCORN?

Know what I mean?

Here’s what I mean…

Shhhh… is that a SWAMP DRAINING sound I hear in the distance?

Hmmmmm…

So, if you’ve ever wondered why members of Congress just don’t seem to give a damn about what the average American voter wants…

If you’ve ever been curious why our needs, as voters, seem to be supplanted, especially recently, by some other agenda… an agenda that feels like it’s in direct conflict with what voters want…

There’s a pretty easy way to prove what it could be…

Since 264+ sexual abuse and harassment settlements have been entered into by congressmen, ask yourself this…

This is a question posed by YouTuber, Stefan Molyneux…

Hold onto your panties… This one’s… is a doozy!

What would happen if… the career-ending, highly blackmail-able information that’s in these sealed settlements, is already in the hands of someone who shouldn’t have it?

It’s documented fact a Imran Awan, a former Pakistani congressional IT worker, had improper access to a huge

amount of information in congressional computers – we’re talkin’ EVERYONE’S emails, here.

And… Judge Andrew Napolitano recently dropped a TSAR BOMBA sized bombshell on Fox Business News…

 

Turns out that not only did Imran Awan AND his wife have access to the emails of every member of the House of Representatives… get this… he reportedly SOLD sold the info like a chop-shop sells a hot Corvette, to still unknown parties.

 

The FBI is currently investigating…

 

Of course, they’re SO busy with the Russian collusion witch hunt, God only knows if they’ll actually have TIME to focus on REAL issues like this one.

Anyway, this Imran guy accessed the house server for months at a time from Pakistan…
FROM PAKISTAN!

Then, he uploaded terabytes of information – I believe it was… uh… to a Dropbox, somewhere in the cloud.

So, what if the information that’s in these settlements is already in the hands of someone who SHOULD NOT HAVE IT, and it’s being used to blackmail and control existing congressmen and women?

I’m no conspiracy theorist, but this seems like a REAL possibility, and it would TOTALLY explain a LOT of what’s been going on lately, wouldn’t it?

It definitely explains why they’re CERTAIN congressmen are so reluctant to step down… Know what I’m sayin’?

Here’s what I’m sayin’…

If someone’s blackmailing a congressman, there’s NO F-in’ way they want that congressman to quit.

Basically, it’s like, “If you quit, I’ll release this information now.”

And… if the info IS being used to blackmail our representatives, there’s only ONE way to stop it.
UNSEAL the documents IMMEDIATELY

Once the information becomes public, the blackmail ends in terms of value.

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Now, I… I don’t think we should expect to see that happen anytime soon, but wouldn’t it be interesting if President

Trump signed an Executive Order to make it happen?

I think it would.

Talk about an INSTANT draining of the swamp.

Better than someone like Conyers using the info to blackmail other members of congress to maintain his position as the LONGEST running member of the house.

That’s about ALL for me…

Oh… and be sure to tune in for tomorrow’s episode, where I’m going to share my very first and current FAVORITE piece of my NEWLY acquired HATE MESSAGES…

It’s pretty much in ALL caps and starts with, “HEY STOOPID FUCKIN’ DRUMPH WORSHIPING CLOWN… There are 11 things I ABSOLUTELY HATE ABOUT YOU and your STOOOOOOOPID catoons… First…”

I’ll leave it there, but some of these are REALLY good, so make sure to check out tomorrow’s episode.

Oh yeahh, yeah, yeah, yeah… and be sure to click like (or dislike if pissed ya off), subscribe to my DrawTheLineMars YouTube channel.

It’s supposed to be linked to in the text, if I didn’t forget to do it afraid… and, of course, share, ‘cause ya know, I wanna keep doin’ this for ya!.

See ya in the comments… and YES, I try to respond, even if you’re REALLY REALLY angry!

Mars OUT!

 

 

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