Hola!
Mars here, man with the BIG pen and the even BIGGER mouth, to draw the line for you today…
Uh… just a few days until President Trump’s inaugural Fake News Awards, so I thought… uh… I’d tie together a couple things that have been getting under my craw lately related to our POTUS and the liberal media propaganda circus…
So let’s start with the subject of today’s cartoon…
GENIUS.
If you’re like 99% of people, you’re thinking of Albert Einstein right now…
And… ya know… some of the best quotes about what genius really IS actually came straight from Einstein’s mouth.
One of my favorite… uh… quotes is something he said about genius and how it relates to consensus…
He said, “Genius abhors consensus because when consensus is reached, thinking stops. Stop nodding your head.”
And… ya know… what’s funny about this is I hear people all the time talking about what an idiot President Trump is supposed to be, because he’s so disagreeable… constantly breaking with protocol and consensus.
And yet, one of the characteristics of genius, at least according to the best known genius ever, is that genius is not about being agreeable or giving in to consensus.
So the other day, when President Trump sent that tweet out about… ya know… having a track record of… going from real estate billionaire, to a top TV star to the leader of the free world, it got me thinking about the real secret to how he’s pulled all that stuff off…
As a marketer who’s had some pretty good success, I’ll tell ya… what I get outa tweets like that “stable genius” tweet is this…
And… I… I know I’monna catch a lot of flack for this, but… what I see with President Trump is a subtle pattern that fits perfectly with how a genius level influencer would handle the kinds of things that he’s gotta handle…
And I’ll tell ya exactly when I first started picking up on it…
I don’t know if you remember during the very first republican debate when… uh… Megyn Kelly asked Trump about some of his more… uh… negative comments related to women?
Every other politician in the world woulda handled it one of two ways…
Either by trying to change the subject, or by denying it.
But not Trump… oh no, what’d he do?
He says, “only Rosie O’Donnell.”
It was completely inappropriate and he caught a lot of flack for it, but to me, it was obvious that he’d picked a person who… first of all… you could visualize…
And second of all, he knew that his base sees her as a repugnant figure who… would just bring all of their fire and hatred into one TINY little point, conveniently located in the OPPOSITE direction of the point Kelly was trying to get him to address.
So… what I realized is… I needed to keep an eye on him… and sure enough, look who’s POTUS!
Even I didn’t see that one coming!
So, with all the nonsense the Liberal Media’s been pulling lately, I’ve made a command decision…
As of this video, this cartoon I’m drawing right now, I officially throw in the towel on trying to negotiate with liberal terrorists.
We’ve got a LOTTA stuff to get done in the next three years and… since Trump seems to actually be getting it done, I AM DONE APOLOGIZING FOR THE STUFF HE DOES THAT PISSES LIBERAL ZOMBIES AND THEIR MASTERS OFF.
I officially declare that I think it’s just the best thing that we’ve finally got a President who calls a shithole country a shithole!
In fact I’m just gonna come out and say that I think the MOST GENIUS THING TRUMP DOES IS SAY STUFF LIKE THAT…
Why?
Because it distracts the easily distractible, so he can actually get important stuff done.
And, to me, it’s his brashness; his rudess and his general… uncouthness that’s allowed him to actually get things done that nobody else has, can or will.
His vulgarity which we’re all supposed to pretend is some sort of fatal flaw that we’re meant to apologize, is actually his secret weapon… and it’s part of his GENIUS…
I’m talking about his absolute refusal to go along with consensus – like Einstein said, the mark of TRUE genius.
To prove the point here, let’s talk about Iran…
If the revolt that’s going on over there succeeds, it could be a game-changer, not just for the Middle East, but the entire world.
See if you can guess the name of the ONLY world leader who gets this idea. Here’s a clue:
It’s Disrespectful Donnie.
The other day he sent out a tweet in support of the rebels, whereas, when Barack Obama was in office, he openly rejected American greatness and abjectly surrendered to Islam.
And, to put this into perspective for you, imagine that you’re a young Iranian woman who’s been imprisoned, as punishment for appearing in public without your hijab in protest of the Islamic regime…
Imagine that you’ve just been gang raped by the guards in the shithole cell of your shithole prison as part of your shithole-state-sanctioned imprisonment…
And imagine that in the shithole cell next door you can hear the screams of one of your fellow protesters who’s being tortured.
That’s not made up by the way. It’s the kinda thing that’s going on over in shithole Iran, AS I’M TALKING.
Now… lemme ask ya this…
If you’re that Iranian woman, who would you prefer to be in charge of U.S. foreign policy?
- A) Smooth-talkin’ Barry Obama, a guy who’d never use a phrase like “shithole” in the polite company of his contemporaries…
Not that ANY room full of career-politicians should EVER be mistaken as TRULY polite, but you’d NEVER hear good ol’ Barry using an ACCURATE term like SHITHOLE to describe a shithole like Iran…
He might call it a SHIT SHOW, but NEVER a shithole!
Or, how ‘bout option B) Donald Trump, the guy who knows a shithole when he sees one, calls it a shithole because it IS a shithole, then actually does something about it.
Let’s face it, some countries ARE shitholes, plain and simple…
To claim that this is racist IS racist.
These shitholes are not shitholes because of the color of the populace.
They’re shitholes because of bad ideas, corrupt government, religious extremism, and broken culture.
And good ol’ Barry preferred to let them stay that way because he was far more concerned with consensus than he was with doing what needed to be done.
President Trump, on the other hand, could care less about consensus.
He’s here to lead and to get stuff DONE!
And from now on, I will NOT make apologies for his disregard of consensus…
So… I say, thank you for breaking protocol and please continue ignoring consensus YOU VERY STABLE GENIUS…
And I predict that one day, the rest of the world will thank you right along with me!
That’s about ALL for me today…
I’ll let the rest of the drawing finish out here at high speed…
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Mars OUT!
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